The Next President

Uumm sad really sad that some parties have started resorting to violence trying to intimidate others.The fact remains GOD will put who he wants I mean like the real GOD the one who made heavens and earth. Come to think of it you can beat people up but you can not force them to vote for you. Let all those concerned parties refrain from violence Malawians now have woken up from the slumber. Come on! let us show these politicians who is boss. I can already see most seating MP's not making it back to parliament. Really an MP only showing up time for campaign then disappears for the rest of his term. One sad thing is aspirants which are collecting lots of voter cards to influence the voting process. To be honest Joyce Bandas administration has been hit hard by the cash gate to win they may have to cheat but when the writing is on the wall only GOD knows who will win. There was a time that Christians prayed and fasted that the then UDF should not win the 2009 elections. But UDF won and Bakili Muluzi the chairman for UDF said christians who were busy fasting and praying you just wasted your time we UDF have won. Well he spoke too soon shortly the torch bearer of UDF president Bingu Wa Muthalika quit UDF started his own party UDF were no longer the governing party and the rest is history. This time GOD is going to surprise everyone with his choice and what he will do. GOD is Holy he hates robbers and thieves, need I say more. One thing I tell Malawians is that there will be no violence here in Malawi says the LORD GOD Almighty. These other so called prophets saying that there will be violence are not sent by LORD JESUS period. Don't take my word for it, just wait and see what will happen and you will see.

May Elections hots Up

First it was Cashgate then Jetgate then mortuarygate no Idea what next gate will be opened. I mean for a party that has an open lock as its symbol it is no wonder they are linked to this mess. You read the papers you can see the confusion the inaccuracies and outright lies. I bet The president is banking on the fact that no sitting president has ever lost an election. Of-course they rig the elections. I really am not sure rigging will work this time around. When people are fed up, they are fed up. Here in Malawi we say vote ndi ya chinsisi in plain English I can say it is just you and the ballot box come may.The good thing is no one sees who you chose. Oh yeah bet next will be votegate nd GOD know what. But the thing is when GOD puts his foot down it don't matter what you do you can not win, even if you rig. My advise chose wisely and make your voice heard. Malawi has come along way. We used to vote on regional grounds but I see it eroding soon we will be voting on substance. We are along way off from our fellow developed countries. We will get there sooner than later. Peoples Party, Democratic Progressive Party and United Democratic Front are parties dominated by people from the south which means that south will be split leaving the rest of the centre for MCP. It was an open secret that MCP royalists stoped voting for MCP because John Tembo was clinging to the top post. Now that he has left the party helm to a pastor that has made the election more interesting. Out of all presidential aspirants Chakwera for MCP has a clean record plus he is not a politician maybe just maybe he can help steer our country to prosperity. To top it up most Christians are behind him. In churches pastors are campaigning for him. Another advantage is that he has chosen a Northerner as his running mate while the PP has dumped a Northerner for a youthful running mate. That may backfire on PP, It is an open secret that Northerners are very territorial. Let us wait and see. Let GOD put who he wants to him be glory now and forever

CashGate

Uumm what can I say that has not been said already. In crime they say things are not what they seem from face value. Shame on all fools who embezzle money meant to benefit the poor masses. Really how do you sleep at nite? people are dying all over the hospitals. Public services are near zero. We really need to change our attitude towards public funds. But it does raise questions to see how people are building huge houses even businesses within a short time. I bet if they just started questioning owners of some of these big huge businesses and buildings we would be surprised with what they may find out. It is a sad sad situation I always say the wise use hard work to earn a living fools get rich quick and lose it as quickly as they got it. Should I be filling sorry for the ones caught with pants down? no way actually I am glad. So that the money can be recovered as most of these fools did not even know what to do with the money. what a bunch of losers.

Tales of a napping Government

Oh at least if one still hold on to what you believe even if you are wrong people respect you for it. PP what the hell typical greed same people want to continue taking advantage of our God loving country. Seriously what do you stand for? We really need new faces. I was at first of the view that maybe Joyce would change things but now I no longer hold that view. Seeing how immoral and greedy some PP officials are We really need a complete change of faces. Come on Malawi we mean to say there are no more clever or should I say capable people. we really need to be people centered, devise policies that are national based not presidential based or party based. I have noted with concern journalistic tendency in Malawi they really needs freshening up we really need people to dig and reveal all the hidden bits. I kinda like that Friday paper way to go. Though it is rumored that the Friday paper publishes stories of those who don't pay up. there is also a rumor that journalist are getting paid not to publish stories. Well shit happens what happens to ethics eh. People in positions of authority need to walk the walk not just talk the talk. PP looks like is finished before it even started what the hell men. Somebody somewhere should have noticed something fishy or did they notice or did they start the whole thing? who knows. But one thing is for sure PP is finished. If we look at all the regimes they all are a bunch of thieves but PP was caught napping or where they awake uuummm that is food for thought.

Dear Mr President

My condolences to the WA Muthalika family and the rest of the Malawian people on the death of our president. We will sadly miss you especially me though stubborn but at least you had some balls. Just like mar mite you either love it or hate it. God has got his ways of changing things. I hope we Malawians are going to prioritize our chronic economic woes rather that typical witch hunting. People should really learn to forgive, forget and move on nothing personal just business. We need solutions not situations. To our new president all the best and do not listen too much to everybody, but grow some balls and do kick some butt. One love Anthu 4 says so.

A prayer for malawi

God Help Malawi

A rock and a hard place

Another new year same old shit. Yeah another bunch of New Year resolutions.
I guess it has to be the same old stuff you know lose weight live life to the fullest, be a good dad and a good husband. Oh yeah cut down on the booze. Guess this will please the missus. Oh yeah heard it all before do not do it for anybody but yourself, really what’s the fun in it
The weird thing is most people who do not drink are horny bustards mind you not all of them but most. So you see I am caught between a rock and a hard place. If I had to choose uum! I would stick to alcohol in moderation ofcourse.
It is common for someone to rush to judge without the necessary parameters such as the information, experience and reasons. For me I sometimes find it had to relax after a busy day or week. So I need a beer now and again. A man has to have a hobby. On a serious note I would one day stop drinking but I really would like to do it in my own time at my own pace so back off. But be careful what you wish for. A rock and a hard place you dig?

Quota System

Oh men what a debate the quota system has become, you can seriously see that there is a big division between the north and the rest of the country. The quota system is just a tip of the iceberg as far as addressing the inequalities of our society as a whole.

Bingu has to be applauded for taking this whole problem by the horn let us be realistic this problem has to be sorted out. As far as I can understand it,the whole idea is to make sure ten high performing students from each district are guaranteed a place at the university and the rest of the places have to be fought for on merit. Now please what is bad about this?

Funny enough most people that are posting their comments be it for or against the quota system have no proper information or have the proper information but deliberately twist it. It is obvious that those from the north feel they are being targeted whilst the rest of Malawi feel fairness is being done. Once you have a nation having the perception that the minority have an edge over the majority then you have a problem. Take Kenya, Luanda and Burundi just to mention a few. So until this philosophy that one tribe or region is superior to the other is permanently discarded and totally abandoned then there is going to be chaos. We seem to be on the right track voting on capabilities rather than the usual wakwithu syndrome that has engulfed Malawi in the past.

We are all Malawians and we need to first learn to look at ourselves as Malawians first before we divide ourselves into north, south or central region. The quota system is for the whole Malawi to benefit and we all as Malawians should rally behind it. I am not for or against the quota system but I think we should give it a chance see how it works out. The debate should be what criteria have to be followed when implementing the quota system.

It is understandable for some to feel disgruntled about the quota system especially Malawians from the north. However one has to have an insight as to where this issue if not sorted will lead to. Genocides start from such issues as inequality in the society that goes unchecked. Quota system is one way of addressing such issues of fairness. You can actually tell how much hatred there is by reading comments posted on the net. If these things go unchecked you end up with a scenario like in Kenya. So before you make a comment, think deep a little bit of lateral thinking. stop the hating, one love,one people.

Last but not least quota system in education = Quota system in development = Quota system in top positions, so don’t worry be happy. One Malawi Nation one people God bless Malawi.

The dream

If people think or assume that you are a fool then be one and be clever about it. Stereo typing is very common and often most people confuse being broke to being poor. Being broke is a temporary situation just remember that and miracles do happen. Oh yeah do not worry about little things but do take note. A dream is a dream no matter where you are. We are all striving to get rich but, are we all going to make it? Complications happen when things are in some ones hands and they seem to take their time. Pride is good but sometimes you have to swallow your pride and accept the way things are going, till you get in charge and make the necessary changes. Perfection is a goal that I am striving for and I know it is a big task to accomplish. Then again ones ultimate ambition should be almost out of reach so that when you get there you should feel a sense of satisfaction. So my friend what’s your dream, Is it high or low? I know mine but I can not tell you for fear you may think I am bragging. What ever you feel about me I probably think the same about you or less. Keep dreaming.

My predicament

Well what a hell you give people a huge responsibility and they just muddle it up. First thing to do in life is to priorities yes priorities, priorities. It is common for the one who is observing to think that they have not set the priority's right. Yet everyone has priorities but how to arrange them varies and is what determines success or otherwise. A little bit of lateral thinking and might or not get it. One gets very pissed off because at first it looks like they are making a progress on the business and yet down the line there is no progress things have actually stalled. You would like to re ignite the fire within but feelings get hurt on the way besides life goes on. Well life goes on in such a way that just because they can not do the thing you expect from them does not mean that they should stop doing the other things they are good at. That's where the cliche that if you want things done right best do it yourself and it is right in this situation. We all have different perspectives on how we see life. One tries to influence the other party to aid their understanding and yet it's like hitting a brick wall. It is difficult to give good new ideas to old guard after all God saw i fit to distribute intelligence differently so who am I to try and change that. I guess its just me who need to change to adapt to this predicament that I have. It's not a situation one can get out off it is one that just needs diversification. Yeah it is time to leave the other party to what they do best and take away the other responsibilities without hurting their feelings. Of course they are clueless about their inability to progress and it is costing us a lot of time and money and emotionally as well. Admitting a problem is the first step but most of us can not even realise that we have a problem. Whats a man to do eehh!

Does culture change

Well I am very liberal and on any other day I would say that culture changes. Actually I have argued with my brother on this issue me being for a change in culture but I decided to change my side, on this issue me going for non change of culture. It was me and several drunk friends, actually we were all drunk. You see, I like a good debate and if you can give me one I would welcome it anywhere and any time. With drinks flowing of-course. My argument is that culture does not change it is individuals who change to reflect to culture or rather to be in line with our culture. Take the case of witchcraft it is an old tradition oh rather culture no matter how people try to get rid of it, it never goes away. In the end people just change their perception and thinking towards witchcraft. The culture still ringers on, but only those that change their perception towards witchcraft have different ideas. The point is if you have a culture or rather the way you do things they don't change. It is rather people who change their way of thinking as a matter of choice or to fit in. But the culture still goes on parallel to what is happening.

been so long

Oh gosh it has been so long not like bloggers block but rather being me big will. Have no idea what I am all about but I am back. Later to all you all. Stay tuned

Being Broke

Being broke is no good thing. People make fun of you they buy you a beer the first time then the second time. After that they start murmuring speaking behind you. Saying all sorts eventually friends start avoiding you, they forget all the good things you done before you went broke. Soon or later you find yourself all alone and broke. Everyone loses respect for you your word does not carry weight anymore. You are just another irrelevant individual. Those who say money is a root of all evil have no idea what the are on about until they get dead bloke. Money is freedom trust me. In families arguments erupt due to being broke. Wives leaving husbands or vice versa. It reaches a desperate situation and one ends up crushing at a friends house or some relatives house. They put up with you up to an extent for a couple of weeks or months. Then finally cracks start to show up, you become a liability they want you out but can not say it. One can feel it sense it in the air. Eventually you become the talk of the neighbourhood with the little information you gave those very inquisitive people, they form their opinion about ones life. Speak to people and they are not short of words of advice and ridicule. The fact that one is broke even make things worse as now one sees more than one should really. Days pass by friends and relative alike make money and ridicule you for lack of progress as they see it. What most people forget is that progress is all about results at the end of competition if I may call it that way. In other words being broke is a temporally situation and soon or later one catches up and actually overtakes most of them to win the competition. So if you find yourself broke today just know it is a temporary situation and just stay focused you will make it. On another hand being broke can be good, because it helps you in the selection of friends. Friends are like clothes it is better to have few decent one than many rubbish ones that re no good. Choose wisely I would .

Malawi On The Move

Well now Malawi i think is going towards the right direction. It seems every one is now warming towards rebuilding our great nation. Of course there will be deluded people like, John Tembo who after such a thorough thumping still thinks he was cheated. Well of course you were cheated into believing that Malawians are fools who can be taken for granted. Malawians have now spoken take a hint. If I were you I will do what Muluzi did accept defeat and congratulate the winner. Muluzi has even gone further to say that he feels some one should take the UDF mantle. As a Malawian I would say bravo muluzi that's how it is done. Seriously Mr JZU Tembo do you really thought people were going to give you the mandate to rule us Malawians? Oh please you can not even stand other peoples views in your party. In the interest of fairness all political parties that did not do well this time around should think of leadership. It is time to move with the times more like adopting a new direction. God bless Malawi

Finally it is done

finally the day came and malawians passed their verdict in numbers. Oh boy am i proud to be malawian now malawians are just on the right page no more regionalism. There is no more stupid MP's going back to parliament. Good ridance of all those useless MP's. Now you will learn a bitter leasson never ever take malawians for granted. You reaped what you sow ha ha ha ha. Oh don't cry dry your eyes. Now be gone retire we dont need you anymore. A new era is dawning. Oh yeah to you who won go out there and deliver or else you will face the chop nomore twats in the parliament.

Bingu for President

The time is here finally when Malawians go to the polls tomorrow to be precise. I would like to call upon all Malawians to go vote in large numbers. I personally would like to encourage all Malawians to vote for Bingu Wa Muthalika like he said let the work of his hands speak for him. We really need 5 more years of bingu. Our country is on the right track lets keep it that way. DPP woyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bingu Woyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Case of an idle mind

A case of the idle mind uumm i don't know if any of you out there have aver been in a situation where you were not doing anything meaningful. A case of just staying at home doing nothing meaningful. This time is dangerous as your mind becomes idle. You then have too mush time on your hands thinking weird things. Tiny issues become huge, sensitivity becomes unusually high. you get pissed off with the simplest comments. You start questioning God and certain ideals in life. You start to see more than whats really there. Everything appears to run slow and especially if you are dealing with Malawians. Oh my gosh Malawians are so slow its unbelievable mind you I am Malawian but they are so slow. A job taking 3hrs would take a Malawian two days. Come on people rise up and move it. So one ends up having a primitive outburst because time is a luxury that one does not posses. Still none the wiser.

Is malawi free

What do you think, is Malawi a free country? I once came across that question and I don't know about you, but I say yes. Yeah there are issues of people especially opposition being arrested. Most of these people deserve to be arrested or maybe not but they are brought through to the courts which as far as I am concerned are Independent. Everyone has the right to a fair trial and so they do. The courts of Malawi has issued so many injunctions in the past years it is ridiculous. I hope next time these will be reduced drastically. To my knowledge i have not heard anyone complaining of not having a fair trial. Of course lawsuits are more of the thing that needs to be advocated instead of just arresting people. However Independent Judiciary is a big sign that the country is free. Influence might be present there is no evidence. Oh yeah typical case of Madonnas adoption, the president and most people including me, were behind Madonna but Judge Esmie chombo had different ideas.

As far as our constitution if concerned Malawi is a free country. the problem with Malawi is our culture that is what makes Malawi look as if not free. Malawi people say what ever they want and express themselves freely. The problem comes about in the way we express such freedoms of expressions, with freedom comes responsibility. Our culture especially the conservatism of the few in Malawi does creep in and affect how people respond to anything.It is easy to confuse survival with dictatorship for common sense is not always common. Most people in Malawi consider themselves intelligent. What most people fail to realise is that their intelligence is mostly based on academic progress and qualification. In other words Most educated people in Malawi are narrow minded. The uneducated are also narrow minded but can be excused as they do not have the luxury Of being Properly Informed. It is a shame that most educated people once they join the decision making positions they end up being as corrupt as the very people they are trying to change.

If you consider yourself educated or having rights, this and that then you will realise that the other person might have rights and feelings just like you. You would also realise that Malawi has it's culture and a balance needs to be achieved between the freedom of expression and so forth with the essential needs of our culture. It is easy to criticise but if tables were turned would you take it. Would you not say it would be good to offer alternatives rather than just criticise. Any fool can criticise. Judgement is always done on ones standards which often prevents us from understanding the other person better. For example some one is caught having sex with another person on camera and the video gets exposed and the whole country knows about it. most people be it Conservative or not will condemn it in Malawi. I big will on the other hand will definitely jump at the chance to see it. To me this is original art at it's best armature porn is very sought after ha ha ha. Here is a crash of cultures not that Malawi's not free, but most Malawians expectations are that it is an abomination. It is just the way we were brought up but don't worry things are changing.

Mind you if you asked most men separately they will tell you that they will record themselves sleeping with a girlfriend if given a chance. So if you know you are doing something on the edge be very careful of your environment and security. There are alot of weird things that goes on in Malawian homes but as long as they can keep it locked in the closet no one cares.so next time before you go about doing what ever you like consider our culture and where you are. Malawi is free but our culture is yet to change to reflect that. Still we need to preserve our culture and all liberals just need to make a compromise and everyone is happy.

Mbuli za chuma

Once upon a time you come across people who are so full of themselves they are doba doba's (Arse licker's). yeah you know the ones who hang around in the passenger side of other peoples rides. They pass by shouting insults at pedestrians calling them losers for walking. Yet you look at them with pity because they are the losers.when you are a wanker you are usually the last one to know. people just smile at you are bragging while deep down they say "what a jerk".

The winners of a marathon are determined at the end not the beginning. Lucius Banda sang about some mbuli zachuma you know the ones who when they have run around and earn a few thousand quid they think they are on top of the world. So amakwera chulu and start slagging other people. You see progress is determined by alot of factors not just by how many pha pha's you have in your drive way. It is also not determined by how much you slug off and humiliate your wife. Yeah making the partner feel insecure and planting ones inferior complex on the other half. A case of having a small dick and trying to make it up with speed or blaming the wife for having a big pussy. Yet on average the wife has a normal pussy, the dick is just too small. Man deal with your problems do not take it out on anyone.

If you are one of them twats who think you are much better than other people then stay like that. The fact is every one is much better than everyone. When you walk with kings do not lose the common touch. If you are one of those women who is putting up with shit from your loser men then dump the fucker he probably do not deserve you. You only leave once.

UDF, MCP and Briefcase Parties

UDF is a party that I thought was very strong but look at it now on its knees begging Tembo for forgiveness. Oh yeah bet Muluzi was practically crying saying “Please forgive me” Funny thing is Muluzi has castigated Tembo all along. MCP was once mighty but has been reduced to a coalition with thieves. What would Kamuzu say about it? This is a typical case of disgruntled politicians who thought bingu was going to be like Muluzi bribing them to pass the budget instead he out smarted them. But never mind these fools, they have no idea what is happening in the society. Completely clueless, as evidenced by their ill intentioned coalition. .

Constantly detached from reality on the ground these Opposition politicians; and human rights organisations alike. Not forgetting political analyst, each paper has their own just like all psychics preying on your fears and beliefs telling you what you would like to hear. Every one is entitled to their opinion and many have made their opinion heard and if you peruse the Nyasa times they are not short of comments for and against the coalition. Even the other papers have their own political analyst just merely reflecting on who ever they represent or more like their paymaster.

The fact of the matter is that things on the ground have changed Malawians voted for Muluzi after MCP because afford was a useless party promoting regionalism and people had no choice, no one cared. In the end that wakwithu syndrome forced people to vote along regional lines. Then in 1999 people had started shifting realising that UDF was just full of criminal’s not just criminal’s but dumbest criminal’s. Imagine some one in their right mind putting donor money in their account. 1.7 billion Kwacha in Zomba National Bank. Would it not show on the records, how thick is that? To be a thief you have to know how to steal, so you can say it wasn’t you.

Fast forward to 2004 people had enough of UDF Bingu won through cheating by the UDF as revealed by themselves after bingu dumped them. You see people did not want anything to do with UDF they were tired of politicians just cracking jokes while everyone was starving even donors started to withdraw their money due to corruption. A president going around with boxes of fake money, giving out 50 kwacha’s; and going home smiling thinking in his deluded mind that people like him. Yet things were to the contrary as evidenced by the rejection of his open and third term bids.

In the end Bingu turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Bingu dumped UDF and the rest is history. While Muluzi was busy winging and crying bingu was busy developing the country setting it forward for the future. Bingu knew that the way to Malawians hearts is through development. We are very proud people and we want what’s best for our country.

Now comes the elections as expected Muluzi is trying to fool Malawians he thinks he can just give us 50 kwacha’s and we allow him to stand. Our constitution says otherwise but he still wants to stand. Not to contribute to our society but to wreck revenge on Bingu for dumping him (Muluzi) and his party. This time around it is written on the wall he knows is it, I know it and so do you. Oh yeah anyone out there that wants to adopt this clinger (Muluzi)? we don’t need him anymore. You can just come and get this clinger, judge Esmie chombo would not even object. We will even pay you for the cost of the adoption. You don’t even need to stay in Malawi not even one day men we are tired of this guy. Please, please, come get him.

Now Muluzi has realised that he can not only stand, but can not win, he has decided to form an alliance with MCP his alleged arch enemy. Tembo also has so much fear of Bingu. They both opposition parties have tried but to no avail to oust bingu for the past 5years the rest is history. But it really does raise the question of how much fear and loathing the opposition parties must be going through at the moment if such a grand coalition is what they feel is necessary to uproot Bingu. You might even argue this alone is testimony to how popular Bingu has become. My prediction is that MCP and UDF plus all other brief case parties are going to be whipped clean. I hope they will be man enough to take the loss. We have had enough of court injunctions. Malawians are wiser now so beware of a new Malawi we are going to exercise our rights.

Now the choice is easier for Malawians greed revenge or development a tough one eeh! Ha ha ha lol.

I love you all to the maximum
If you don’t dig, lets agree to disagree
God bless Malawi