Is malawi free

What do you think, is Malawi a free country? I once came across that question and I don't know about you, but I say yes. Yeah there are issues of people especially opposition being arrested. Most of these people deserve to be arrested or maybe not but they are brought through to the courts which as far as I am concerned are Independent. Everyone has the right to a fair trial and so they do. The courts of Malawi has issued so many injunctions in the past years it is ridiculous. I hope next time these will be reduced drastically. To my knowledge i have not heard anyone complaining of not having a fair trial. Of course lawsuits are more of the thing that needs to be advocated instead of just arresting people. However Independent Judiciary is a big sign that the country is free. Influence might be present there is no evidence. Oh yeah typical case of Madonnas adoption, the president and most people including me, were behind Madonna but Judge Esmie chombo had different ideas.

As far as our constitution if concerned Malawi is a free country. the problem with Malawi is our culture that is what makes Malawi look as if not free. Malawi people say what ever they want and express themselves freely. The problem comes about in the way we express such freedoms of expressions, with freedom comes responsibility. Our culture especially the conservatism of the few in Malawi does creep in and affect how people respond to anything.It is easy to confuse survival with dictatorship for common sense is not always common. Most people in Malawi consider themselves intelligent. What most people fail to realise is that their intelligence is mostly based on academic progress and qualification. In other words Most educated people in Malawi are narrow minded. The uneducated are also narrow minded but can be excused as they do not have the luxury Of being Properly Informed. It is a shame that most educated people once they join the decision making positions they end up being as corrupt as the very people they are trying to change.

If you consider yourself educated or having rights, this and that then you will realise that the other person might have rights and feelings just like you. You would also realise that Malawi has it's culture and a balance needs to be achieved between the freedom of expression and so forth with the essential needs of our culture. It is easy to criticise but if tables were turned would you take it. Would you not say it would be good to offer alternatives rather than just criticise. Any fool can criticise. Judgement is always done on ones standards which often prevents us from understanding the other person better. For example some one is caught having sex with another person on camera and the video gets exposed and the whole country knows about it. most people be it Conservative or not will condemn it in Malawi. I big will on the other hand will definitely jump at the chance to see it. To me this is original art at it's best armature porn is very sought after ha ha ha. Here is a crash of cultures not that Malawi's not free, but most Malawians expectations are that it is an abomination. It is just the way we were brought up but don't worry things are changing.

Mind you if you asked most men separately they will tell you that they will record themselves sleeping with a girlfriend if given a chance. So if you know you are doing something on the edge be very careful of your environment and security. There are alot of weird things that goes on in Malawian homes but as long as they can keep it locked in the closet no one cares.so next time before you go about doing what ever you like consider our culture and where you are. Malawi is free but our culture is yet to change to reflect that. Still we need to preserve our culture and all liberals just need to make a compromise and everyone is happy.

Mbuli za chuma

Once upon a time you come across people who are so full of themselves they are doba doba's (Arse licker's). yeah you know the ones who hang around in the passenger side of other peoples rides. They pass by shouting insults at pedestrians calling them losers for walking. Yet you look at them with pity because they are the losers.when you are a wanker you are usually the last one to know. people just smile at you are bragging while deep down they say "what a jerk".

The winners of a marathon are determined at the end not the beginning. Lucius Banda sang about some mbuli zachuma you know the ones who when they have run around and earn a few thousand quid they think they are on top of the world. So amakwera chulu and start slagging other people. You see progress is determined by alot of factors not just by how many pha pha's you have in your drive way. It is also not determined by how much you slug off and humiliate your wife. Yeah making the partner feel insecure and planting ones inferior complex on the other half. A case of having a small dick and trying to make it up with speed or blaming the wife for having a big pussy. Yet on average the wife has a normal pussy, the dick is just too small. Man deal with your problems do not take it out on anyone.

If you are one of them twats who think you are much better than other people then stay like that. The fact is every one is much better than everyone. When you walk with kings do not lose the common touch. If you are one of those women who is putting up with shit from your loser men then dump the fucker he probably do not deserve you. You only leave once.

UDF, MCP and Briefcase Parties

UDF is a party that I thought was very strong but look at it now on its knees begging Tembo for forgiveness. Oh yeah bet Muluzi was practically crying saying “Please forgive me” Funny thing is Muluzi has castigated Tembo all along. MCP was once mighty but has been reduced to a coalition with thieves. What would Kamuzu say about it? This is a typical case of disgruntled politicians who thought bingu was going to be like Muluzi bribing them to pass the budget instead he out smarted them. But never mind these fools, they have no idea what is happening in the society. Completely clueless, as evidenced by their ill intentioned coalition. .

Constantly detached from reality on the ground these Opposition politicians; and human rights organisations alike. Not forgetting political analyst, each paper has their own just like all psychics preying on your fears and beliefs telling you what you would like to hear. Every one is entitled to their opinion and many have made their opinion heard and if you peruse the Nyasa times they are not short of comments for and against the coalition. Even the other papers have their own political analyst just merely reflecting on who ever they represent or more like their paymaster.

The fact of the matter is that things on the ground have changed Malawians voted for Muluzi after MCP because afford was a useless party promoting regionalism and people had no choice, no one cared. In the end that wakwithu syndrome forced people to vote along regional lines. Then in 1999 people had started shifting realising that UDF was just full of criminal’s not just criminal’s but dumbest criminal’s. Imagine some one in their right mind putting donor money in their account. 1.7 billion Kwacha in Zomba National Bank. Would it not show on the records, how thick is that? To be a thief you have to know how to steal, so you can say it wasn’t you.

Fast forward to 2004 people had enough of UDF Bingu won through cheating by the UDF as revealed by themselves after bingu dumped them. You see people did not want anything to do with UDF they were tired of politicians just cracking jokes while everyone was starving even donors started to withdraw their money due to corruption. A president going around with boxes of fake money, giving out 50 kwacha’s; and going home smiling thinking in his deluded mind that people like him. Yet things were to the contrary as evidenced by the rejection of his open and third term bids.

In the end Bingu turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Bingu dumped UDF and the rest is history. While Muluzi was busy winging and crying bingu was busy developing the country setting it forward for the future. Bingu knew that the way to Malawians hearts is through development. We are very proud people and we want what’s best for our country.

Now comes the elections as expected Muluzi is trying to fool Malawians he thinks he can just give us 50 kwacha’s and we allow him to stand. Our constitution says otherwise but he still wants to stand. Not to contribute to our society but to wreck revenge on Bingu for dumping him (Muluzi) and his party. This time around it is written on the wall he knows is it, I know it and so do you. Oh yeah anyone out there that wants to adopt this clinger (Muluzi)? we don’t need him anymore. You can just come and get this clinger, judge Esmie chombo would not even object. We will even pay you for the cost of the adoption. You don’t even need to stay in Malawi not even one day men we are tired of this guy. Please, please, come get him.

Now Muluzi has realised that he can not only stand, but can not win, he has decided to form an alliance with MCP his alleged arch enemy. Tembo also has so much fear of Bingu. They both opposition parties have tried but to no avail to oust bingu for the past 5years the rest is history. But it really does raise the question of how much fear and loathing the opposition parties must be going through at the moment if such a grand coalition is what they feel is necessary to uproot Bingu. You might even argue this alone is testimony to how popular Bingu has become. My prediction is that MCP and UDF plus all other brief case parties are going to be whipped clean. I hope they will be man enough to take the loss. We have had enough of court injunctions. Malawians are wiser now so beware of a new Malawi we are going to exercise our rights.

Now the choice is easier for Malawians greed revenge or development a tough one eeh! Ha ha ha lol.

I love you all to the maximum
If you don’t dig, lets agree to disagree
God bless Malawi

Madonna and the Adoption (My Thoughts)

I was sad to hear that Judge Esmie Chombo rejected the adoption on grounds that Malawi laws require prospective parents to live in the country for 18 to 24 months.
The judge said in the ruling.“Whilst there is a felt need to open a window for inter-country adoption there is a caution and clearly some felt tension between the rights of the child to adequate welfare and the need to protect the subject of the adoption,”

I was surprised with the ruling because in reality Malawi has no proper laws governing the adoption of kids be it by foreigners or Malawians themselves. So far the laws are by far outdated and irrelevant to this day and age.

The issue is to safeguard the well being of children and prevent trafficking of vulnerable children. This is a different case all together in that Madonna has adopted already in Malawi the most famous Malawian kid so far, namely David Banda. All eyes are on Madonna and evidence so far shows that she is looking after him well and now she wanted a Daughter to play with David. As much as I understand they want to protect children from exploitation by traffickers, the records show there were 4 other kids adopted to America from Malawi. I wonder under what circumstance they were granted those adoptions.

Judge Chombo should have put the welfare of the child first, because yes Madonna is single but, is it not better than having no mother at all? The issue of parents living with the child in Malawi for 18 to 24 months is a non starter for one thing people have to earn a living and this should only apply to people residing in Malawi. Oh yeah Just remembered Muluzi adopted Kids when he was President I can not remember them kids living with Muluzi for 18 to 24 months before being adopted. Why was that not done? Probably because Muluzi was the president and an exception was made. Should it not be the case here to make an exception after all Madonna has already adopted another child under the same laws?

The issue at hand should be starting a debate on the way forward. Personally I would say let this kid (Mercy) go with Madonna but the country should now look into changing its laws on adoption to reflect this day and age. Do you really think that 18 to 24 months is a problem for pedophile? This is what they pedophiles do, they groom kids for years. A pedophile can come and stay with the kid in Malawi and not show their true colors knowing fully well that they are being monitored. Once in their home country they can start showing their true colors. This law has loop holes and really does not protect kids from harm.

It's high time the government change the laws and get all the stake holders involved. Furthermore the government needs to create relationships with outside countries with robust child services. A child services department if not in place already should be there to liaise with other child services in foreign countries. The government needs to do enhanced back ground checks of any prospective parents in their countries through the police, social services and any other stake holders in those countries. Save the children UK can be one of such stake holders since they are in a lot of countries and they care about the plight of all children. Follow ups should also be done on adopted children to see how they are doing. There is more that needs doing and these are just some of them.

I hope for the sake of the child (mercy) Madonna will appeal and i hope the child's welfare will be considered carefully. Now a guy claiming to be Mercy's dad has come up and say he wants his daughter. In the first place this girl should go no where near this guy. If it is true that he impregnated a minor he should be prosecuted for statutory rape for sleeping with a minor. Where has he been all this time? I for one hate rapist of any kind and this guy if he is what he says he is need to be put away before he does the same thing to some other unsuspecting girl. It is a shame that poverty and ignorance as far as the law is concerned is costing our country of these young girls. They are induced by monetary rewards that these chidya makandas (paedophiles) offer them. some only offer them as little as a bar of soap some just a meal like chicken and chips. For now i will leave it there because it is beyond the scope of this discussion.

Kaliati's apologies

Rumour has it that kaliati was apologising to her congregation about how she came across with her use of words and her persona. In actual fact i think it is men who should be apologising. At least she got some balls, actually she got more balls than both tembo and Muluzi combined. come on, what has she said that has not been said before. Which swear word has not been said before. Dumbo Lemani used to do this for a living no one to my knowledge made a fuss about it. But Honorable kaliati say the same thing oh it is an offence.

Oh yeah the issue about her assaulting some tart messing with her husband and you still blame her. Ha Ha Ha and you wonder why Malawians are dying of HIV/Aids? We should be praising her for raising the alert on women who prey on other women's husbands; and as well husbands who sleep around. To know it all is to forgive all. Most of you, who criticise Kaliati, have no idea what it was like growing up like her, having the same background. I am sure if most of you had the same back ground would have grown up to be just like her. You have no idea what it is like to be a tough woman in a male dominated environment. I am sure you would be just like her. Let us all forgive and forget. If you feel you have never been at fault then throw the first stone. I like honorable Kalati to bits and I think she deserve a round of applause for having some balls to admit her mistakes.

Hate her or love her the girl is on top and she will shine as a woman who kicked some butt. One love,I think women are smarter than most men in this life. you dig?

Ps,... it is a good thing to realise ones mistake hope you will stop swearing like you said you will there is really no need. Just find another way to put your point across. Other wise all the best on the 19th.

Thief and the Beast

It did not come as surprise to hear that the thief and the beast have come up to join forces In this, forth coming elections. I would say things are very interesting and very sad. Interesting because Muluzi the thief said he will never work with Tembo the beast, as Muluzi felt that Tembo has got too much blood on his hands. It’s amazing how the same Tembo is now forging an alliance with Muluzi. If I remember correctly Muluzi had Tembo arrested and imprisoned for the Mwanza murders, but he Tembo was acquitted. I am sure Tembo has that in mind and from what I have gathered about his personality he harbours grudges. I can see this turning out like Muluzi and Bingu saga where Bingu dumped Muluzi soon after being elected.

Muluzi will never learn he chose Bingu who was an outsider instead of choosing some senior figures within the party. Now this time around Muluzi decides to impose himself on UDF claiming the people voted for him when in actual fact he stole the mantle from Chilumpa through intimidation and unfair election practises. Now comes the section 83 evidently the law does not allow him to stand but, as with the case with most delusional people he thought he could manipulate the laws and still thinks Malawians want him back in power. Funny thing is the opinion of many Malawians is of the contrary. When MEC refused Muluzi to stand he thought people were going to riot but it went silently because it is not about Malwians but one man clinging to power. There are some deluded Malawians who still follow Muluzi some of them well informed but with minds corrupted by greed and Envy. I can no longer blame my fellow malawians in villages as it has been known that they villagers can make the right chice. It is the so called educated people who are at fault, apparantly greedy and corrupt irespective of education and exposure they still come out as Educated but un learned. Obviously Bingu pissed of some people in UDF by dumping them, nothing personal just business. In fact it is because of greed by Muluzi that Bingu dumped UDF. If he Muluzi could just retire and leave other people to run the country none of this problems would surface.

Now Muluzi is out to revenge against Bingu not to contribute to Malawi’s quest for development. Come to think of it, all the money that Muluzi has spent on his campaign for re-election is huge. This money could have been better spent on helping the poor people of Malawi if at all he gives a shit about them. He would have even spent the money on his party to strengthen it.

Now instead of UDF as a party to select a new leader they are now contemplating an alliance with the beast himself(Tembo). Mpinganjira cleverly aligned himself to Tembo knowing well that Muluzi was not going to be allowed to stand. However there seems to be a problem with UDF people with BJ as a running mate which will just mess up the whole sitiuation. UDF appears to be a shadow of its own, the once Mighty UDF has been reduced to scraping for what ever alliances just to get back to power. In my view this is the end of UDF as a party, believe me Tembo is no fool he will dump UDF once in power just like Bingu did. Bingu did the right thing. The best way forward for UDF would have been to choose a new leader and face the elections as a seperate entity, yes they will loose but they would have concentrated on rebuilding their party.

UDF is an embarrassment to our society. It is a party that has been reduced to a family entity more like a monarchy. All meetings are done at Muluzis residence in BCA hill. What happen to the UDF offices. How can party members, express themselves freely in such an environment. Oh yeah another one is Tembo running MCP like his own family entity all meetings done at his area 10 residence. Come on people if these leaders can not be democratic in their own parties so imagine what they will do to the common Malawians.

You might say people change but these two will never change evidenced by their behaviour over the past five years. Shooting down the budgets over five years, forgetting that it is the electorate that voted for them in the first place. Muluzi wants just to revenge for being dumped and he wants also to enrich himself more like last time. While Tembo also wants to revenge on Bingu for not letting him to have his on way on section 65.

Alliances should be made to help the people of Malawi not to enrich a few and certainly not for revenge. Alliances should be made to defeat the three most enemies of our nation Hunger, Disease and Envy. Alliances should not be made to settle old scores or to promote greed. In all this alliance is ill intentioned and definitely not in the interest of Malawians. I personally think that Bingu will win and defeat both Muluzi and Tembo. MCP got so many votes because people were tired of UDF and its Leadership. Now People are obviously tired of Muluzi clinging to power and Tembo should not count on the centre because now people have choices and are wiser. My fellow Malawians, Malawi is now changing. By 2014 we should have different leadership, in all the parties we need fresh faces new approaches. I know for a fact that Bingu promised to retire so if he wins he will pass on the helm to some one else by 2014. I hope all other party leaders will follow suit once you lose an election it is good to give a chance to some one else.


Bingu has his problems for he is only human just like everyone else and he only goes for those who are after him. Compared to MCP rule when ordinary Malawians were being fed to crocodiles and during UDF years young democrats were beaten up people in broad day light and terrorising ordinary people. Besides the courts are independent so people can go prove their innocence.

Sleepless

It's 12 midnight and i can not sleep i have tried drinking few beers its not helping. Oh shit what can I do? funny thing is i still wake up early no matter how late I go to bed. I could try sex at least it will wear me out but I am all alone. Well I do have my hands the left one I call it Victoria and the right hand I call it Mercy. I could just wank but it's not really my thing. Oh maybe I should just buy a pocket vagina very handy I am told, always available, no mood swings, anywhere, anyplace, anytime, plus no fake headaches. Anyone out there have a better suggestion? Let I Big will know.